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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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