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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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