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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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