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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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