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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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