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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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