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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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