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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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