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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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