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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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