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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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