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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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