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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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