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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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