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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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