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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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