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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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