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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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