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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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