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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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