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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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