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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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