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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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