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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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