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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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