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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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