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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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