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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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