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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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