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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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