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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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