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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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