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Pet death
My
aunt
Imogen
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Worf
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a bear 🐻
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a pufferfish 🐡
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a bull 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
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