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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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