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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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