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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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