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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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