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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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