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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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