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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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