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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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