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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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