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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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