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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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