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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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