Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.