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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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