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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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