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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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