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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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