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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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