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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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