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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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