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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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