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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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