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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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