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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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